Koulla P. Katsikoronou
The Swing shoes
Cotsios O Pikatillis ( ABR )
Teknon Brutus ( Tonkind, ABR )
Didier Dlb ( Tonkind, Get Physical )
Neco ( Oh Jesus! )
Tony Cusack aka Neti Neti ( ABR )
VJ Static Noice
★ Funkystratt ★-----------| 21:00 | live| song release
Groovy Jazz; Ragtime; Swing; Rock; Funk; RnB
[ Cancilleres de la Groove ]
Hosts of the annual Congress of Jazz & Agriculture. They dedicate their time to researching
the effects of exposure to groovy jazz, on banana plantations.
★ Koulla P. Katsikoronou ★--------| 22:00 | dj set
Funk; Afrobeat; Swing
[ Agente Bananera ]
ABR’s head of espionage and covert operations. Agente Bananera goes by numerous names.
He is a smooth operator. He moves in space with minimum waste and maximum joy.
★ The Swing shoes ★----------| 23:30 | live
Gypsy Swing; Jazz; Traditional Greek
[ Zapatistas ]
A revolutionary swing gang based in Chiapas, the southernmost city of ABR. Since 7 A.R. the gang has been in a declared war against banality. This war has been primarily non-violent and centered on the use of bouncing feet.
★ Cotsios o Pikatillis ★----------| 1:00 | live| dj set
Funk; Electro Funk; Afrobeat; Swing; Gypsy Jazz
[ El Jefe ]
Slanderous hacks have been claiming that El Presidente and his right-hand Cotsios ‘El Jefe’ Pikatillis may in fact be the same person. We reassure you that these are unsubstantiated rumours.
( ABR )
★ Teknon Brutus ★----------| 1:45 | dj set| song release
Disco-Techno; Groovy Funk
[ El Doctor ]
A scientist driven mad by cheesy pop tunes. He no longer uses his surgical blades to conduct experiments on human bits. Instead he dedicated his life to cutting and joining beats with surgical precision.
( Tonkind, ABR )
★ Didier Dlb ★------------| 2:30 | dj set
Soulful Funky-Techno; Electro Funk; Afro Funk
[ Herr Vinilo ]
The German expert. Brought by El Presidente as a consultant for the planned ‘ABR Museum of Vinyl’. For his outstanding contribution he was presented with the Golden-Banana Key to the city.
( Tonkind, Get Physical )
★ Neco ★-------------| 3:15 | dj set
[ Angelito Godzilla ]
In the fall of 3 A.R, El Presidente was summoned to Tokyo. The revolution of techno ninjas and house samurais had liberated the nation. It was then that the hypnotic-melodic, dynamic pulse of a Japanese DJ blew him away. He proclaimed her the Godzilla of beats.
( Oh Jesus! )
★ Tony Cusack aka Neti Neti ★-------| 4:00 | dj set
Acid House; Funk; Disco
[ Barra Blanquillo ]
Handpicked by El Presidente himself. He composed the official anthem marking the celebrations of September 8th. El Jefe insists that his mind is deeper than the voice of Barry White.
( ABR )
★ Mr Fox ★-------------| 4:45 | dj set
Rock N Roll; Hip Hop; Electronic Tech House
[ Señor Zorro ]
A dashing masked outlaw. Defender of all left unprotected to the tribulations of mainstream radio. Though his canning and fox-like ways were not tolerated outside, he was granted asylum in our all-encompassing community.
★ VJ Static Noice ★-----------| 1:00 | vj set
[ Senador Jorge Ruido ]
A member of the Senate of Harmonic Distortion for the past five years. Senador Ruido continues running his media empire. Controversially the Senator has refused to incorporate sound in any of the tv networks he owns.
★ ★ ★ ★ BEBIDAS Y ALIMENTOS ★ ★ ★ ★
★★ ★ ★ ★ DRINKS & FOOD ★ ★ ★ ★★
ABR celebrations cannot be without food and drinks!
Our Congress of Jazz & Agriculture will be supplying the freshest fruit & veg
and in association with our Jefe de Cocina we will be offering
the Republic’s best celebratory tapas. Rumour has it that a group of
Subcomandates have created a special ABR cocktail exclusively for this night.
★ ★ ★ ★ MINISTRY OF TRANSPORTATION ★ ★ ★ ★
★ ★ ★ ★ MINISTERIO DE TRANSPORTE ★ ★ ★ ★
For all our Limassoul comrades & comradettes, our Dear Leader El Presidente
has chartered a bus to bring you to the festivities. If you wish to join Mr Fox on
a bus ride accompanied by his sounds, contact us at 966 320 30 or
[email protected] *
*subject to availability
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