Good afternoon, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome aboard the BR69001, Bristol to Bruton, via the outer limits.
We cannot confirm our precise flight time, or our arrival time. What we can confirm, is that our magic carpet is looking suitably fluffy and enticing, co-piloted by Farmfestival Somerset. We're set for fair weather, with frequent stellar spells and a seductive lunar headwind. Heat on the ground is just right, but we’d recommend factor 30, minimal inhibitions and a relaxed view on gravity.
On behalf of all our crew, welcome to co-pilots and handsome compadres, FARMFEST. If you have a burning urge to unfasten your seatbelt, their summer excursion is quite the ride.
Sitting comfortably ?